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9 Chuck Norris Technology Jokes

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One of my favourite Facebook Pages is a local pizza shop that got popular by telling Chuck Norris jokes to their fans. They attended one of our workshops and came up with a great content strategy that worked! It engaged, entertained and built a dedicated following of customers that have helped spread the word about their business. In honour of their success, I wanted to come up with my own list of Chuck Norris jokes, focused on the industry that I work in.

9 Technology Chuck Norris Jokes

  1. Chuck Norris came up with the Google PageRank algorithm in Grade 5 math class.
  2. Chuck Norris owns the Twitter bird as a pet.
  3. Chuck Norris once said that HP was short for Human Power, and they accepted his suggestion and changed their name.
  4. Chuck Norris never searches online, he stares at his computer and it gives him the answer.
  5. Chuck Norris once got a virus on his computer, and it died.
  6. Chuck Norris invented the internet, twice.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn’t have a backup drive, he never needs backup.
  8. Chuck Norris has two hard drives, and they are both slaves.
  9. You can’t search for Chuck Norris on Google, he finds you.

Have any good ones? Leave em in the comments…






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